what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

*echoing disembodied Zelda voice*

Link. Link. That was a sick shred on your board but please focus. Link… I’m literally holding back the devil with sheer willpower. Link. Please kill this guy I want my body back. Link. I just want a pizza. Link. Why are you riding a moose? He can’t hear me can he?

Link. This is why we’re stuck in this reincarnation cycle. You need to focus. And he’s drowned in the lake again. Okay.

Link. I always knew. No, I always believed. That you would make it. Now give me one of the five hundred mushroom skewers in your pocket I haven’t eaten anything for over 100 years. I know you’ve got them. I watched you spend six hours throwing things into a wok over and over again.

(via mogseltof)

kushblazer666:

(via exeggcute)

hedgehog-moss:

When you lay down the bare facts of what’s happening in France, it’s so plainly evil.

Macron, a millionaire banker, told French people he wants us to work until we die (most people affected by the increase in retirement age work in rough conditions that make their life expectancy much lower than the rest of the population) and French people took to the streets to say no, we want to live a little before we die, and Macron started sending thousands and thousands of cops armed with steel batons and tear gas grenades and LBD guns to gas us and beat us into submission. This millionaire banker is sending cops to brutalise old ladies and homeless men and arrest children at protests and many people have already been severely wounded, in the past week only French people have ended up with cracked skulls and amputations and broken hands for protesting Macron, and he’s not backing down, and other Western governments are not in a hurry to do something because they’re not terribly opposed to the idea of millionaires working poor people to death.

We’ll keep protesting.

What they are singing:

We are here
We are here
Even if Macron doesn’t want it, we are here
For the dignity of workers
And for a better world
Even if Macron doesn’t want it
We are here

(via sardonicsergeant)

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

She understands something we don’t

(via liquidstar)

twisted-moose:

I am extremely attracted to men with permanent bags under their eyes. You’re a sleepy little guy huh? Bet that dick is legendary

(via insulinbug)

thelettergii:

🥯 Everything Everywhere All At Once 🥯

Fanart of Jobu Tupaki and her iconic costumes from the movie. Congrats to Stephanie Hsu on her Oscar nomination, it’s about time!!

I had to do a lot of research to draw the looks accurately, so thank you to the EEAAO styling team for posting high quality photo refs but also for their stellar work overall.

You can get a closer look at each of the outfits by selecting any image on the bottom row!

Also, bonus look that unfortunately didn’t make the cut below ;)

Keep reading

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the-better-rainbow-unikitty:

maykitz:

every time theres a new bad tv show or movie people act like its the end of the world you guys need to learn about the not watching shit method i’ve been successfully employing the not watching shit method for years

This tag deserves to be seen

(via the-better-rainbow-unikitty)

whatinthefugckingsheeett:

ALT

bakugou-kacchan:

effemimaniac:

hey. don’t cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

why were you at mad at me island

duncebento:

the-grollican:

working in an office is just like being in a horse movie except the horse is a printer. im the only one in the office who can make it work and its because the printer and i have a special bond. its a wild and untamable spirit and we are going to win the big race

bisexiest:

bisexiest:

google search Beautiful rocks near me

you are like a poet of some sort

draintheblood:

heard porn bots might be following you guys again. sorry about that. but in some good news i have been gaining many new followers who are real stunningly beautiful women. welcome ladies :)

cloudstation:

Worst types of country songs:

• Alcoholism rules
• God bless the USA
• Truck
• Diet christian music
• Love a small town blue eyed girl

Best types of country songs:

• Just a specific ass situation
• I hate this damn job
• Woman kills those who’ve wronged her
• Alcoholism sucks